France parts 1-A million: Lille

Soooo, it's our last day in Lille already and I have two days to bring myself up to speed on. (I'm assuming this is just for me because no one's gonna read this ((cept for mom and everyone in the world she meets and shows it to))) so I dunno, this will be the fast version.

The last night in Brussels was the worrst. Dad sounded like Darth Vader with a chainsaw and i only slept a bit. Dad slept for 13 hours. I probably got an inconsistent 7. wahh. oh well. we had a great breakfast. (belgian waffle((duh))) and an egg. then we took the metro to the park and walked around a lot and looked at cool buildings.


Yesterday, Dad and i hopped a train from brussels to lille, it was fine, nothing much to talk about. We arrived and were lookin for nico and this weirdo  dude with a huge beard was just lingering. I avoided eye contact for a minute and then snuck a peek at my first french weirdo, and oops it WAS nico. creep. His bread was crazy long. yeah, bread. or beard.

Alright, day one in France, lots to saw. I fell in love twice...french babes...the second one was a waitress and nico taught me how to order in french and i was going to order from her all in french and cool and then this nobody walks up and i order from him anyway.

I also peed on my first wall in the train station like a real frenchman, because i realllly realllllllly had to go to the bathroom and the bathrooms were all closed and we were stuck in the train station. that was pretttty weird. sorry, ma. sorry, nico.

Then we went to sleep. oh wait. no i didn't. because dad is an old man.

Alright, almost up to speed. Today Nico met us at the hotel and we just hung out and went to breakfast (quiche and croissants and chocolate bread) and hung out more and went to the parc and zoo (nic tried to convince us that monkeys just hung around in france) and then got some real good fries. Dad went back to the hotel for a nap and nico and i went to the mall. more babes ensued. Then we met up with Antoine and Céline for dinner. They were about the best people ever. Very very nice, great great great. I miss 'em already. At dinner (which was greaaattt) Nico poured himself some water and then started to drink from the bottle. When he realized what he was doing he quickly put the bottle down and tried to cover it up by acting nonchalant. Didn't really work, it was super funny, i was crying.

Now it's time for sleep. Tomorrow we head for Paris. woo woo. Photos will come later, maybe tomorrow, maybe when i feel like it, get over it.

cool cool cool, later days.

OH MAN! This dude in the park today by the zoo was putting on an adult diaper. In the middle of the park, chilling on a park bench, changin his diaper